Shawn: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor?
Crew member: You're a doctor.

He still didn't give me his blessing....

That is my grandmother's ring. I can barely look at it.

What if the perfect proposal moment presents itself? I've gotta be ready.

You're just jealous there were no black dudes in Raiders.

Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!

You have your value system, and I have mine.

I am so happy that you are alive!

Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.

Shawn: Jules, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Jules: Why do you think that?
Shawn: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Shawn, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.

I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...

Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.

Psych Quotes

IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE?!

Shawn

You caught me listening to my own music. How utterly Rob Thomas of me.

Curt Smith