Shawn Spencer Quotes
Shawn: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor?
Crew member: You're a doctor.
He still didn't give me his blessing....
That is my grandmother's ring. I can barely look at it.
What if the perfect proposal moment presents itself? I've gotta be ready.
You're just jealous there were no black dudes in Raiders.
Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!
You have your value system, and I have mine.
I am so happy that you are alive!
Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Jules, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Jules: Why do you think that?
Shawn: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Shawn, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...
Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.