Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I've always wished for creeping me out?
Bart: I don't know, cause you're incapable of experiencing joy?
Lisa: Point taken.


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Characters:
Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 1: "Homerland"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 1 Quotes

I'm not sure man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed.

Homer

Oh, I've been listening to this song for three days, and it's only the end of the first verse.

Homer