Bart in the Hospital

Bart in the Hospital

After Mr. Burns hits Bart while he's riding his bike, the family's lawyer suggest they sue.
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Itchy and Scratchy

Itchy and Scratchy

Marge goes up against the creators of the iconic cartoon without a cartoon, The Itchy & Scratchy show.
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Bare the Daredevil Picture

Bare the Daredevil Picture

Homer tries to stop Bart the Daredevil from jumping the Springfield gorge and ends up on the skateboard himself.
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Bart Ruins Thanksgiving

Bart Ruins Thanksgiving

After ruining Thanksgiving for The Simpsons family, Bart runs away.
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Bart Putts

Bart Putts

Everyone watches on as Bart takes a shot in the big mini golf tournament against Todd Flanders.
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Dancin' Homer Picture

Dancin' Homer Picture

Homer becomes the Springfield Isotopes' mascot, Dancin' Homer and eventually gets promoted to the team in Capital City.
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The Three-Eyed Fish

The Three-Eyed Fish

Marge servers Mr. Burns a three-eyed fish that the contamination from his nuclear power plant caused.
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The Simpsons do The Raven

The Simpsons do The Raven

In the first Simpsons Tree House of Horror, the Simpsons retell the classic Edgar Allan Poe poem, "The Raven."
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Simpson and Delilah Picture

Simpson and Delilah Picture

Homer loves his beautiful set of hair and the success it brings him.
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Bart Gets an F Pic

Bart Gets an F Pic

When Bart fails a test, he's endanger of having to repeat the fourth grade.
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Simpsons Take the Gold

Simpsons Take the Gold

Homer and Marge end up taking home the gold medal in curling at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.
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Reverend Lovejoy Pic

Reverend Lovejoy Pic

A picture of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy as he gives one of his riveting sermons at The First Church of Springfield.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!