Mr. Bergstrom

Mr. Bergstrom

Lisa falls for her substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom (Dustin Hoffman) and his unconventional teaching style.
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Marge Paints

Marge Paints

Marge paints a portrait of Mr. Burns and portrays him his naked, frail form.
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Grampa and Beatrice

Grampa and Beatrice

Grampa falls in love with a waoman named Beatrice Simmons.
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Obedience School

Obedience School

Bart has to take Santa's Little Helper to obedience school if he wants to keep his dog.
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Herbert Powell

Herbert Powell

Homer meets his half-brother Herbert Powell (Danny DeVito) a successful CEO of a car manufacturer.
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Skinner and Patty

Skinner and Patty

When Homer tries to set up Principal Skinner with Selma, he ends up falling for her sister, Patty instead.
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Homer Steals Cable

Homer Steals Cable

Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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Young Homer and Marge

Young Homer and Marge

In a flashback, we learn how Homer and Marge met in high school back in 1974.
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Homer vs the Blowfish

Homer vs the Blowfish

When Homer orders a Blowfish sushi, he ends up being told he has 22 hours to live.
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Bart in the Hospital

Bart in the Hospital

After Mr. Burns hits Bart while he's riding his bike, the family's lawyer suggest they sue.
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Itchy and Scratchy

Itchy and Scratchy

Marge goes up against the creators of the iconic cartoon without a cartoon, The Itchy & Scratchy show.
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Bare the Daredevil Picture

Bare the Daredevil Picture

Homer tries to stop Bart the Daredevil from jumping the Springfield gorge and ends up on the skateboard himself.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.

Homer