Kent Brockman Picture

Kent Brockman Picture

A picture of Kent Brockman, the local Springfield news anchor.
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Sideshow Bob Picture

Sideshow Bob Picture

A picture of Sideshow Bob, one of the greatest villains of all time on The Simpsons.
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Agnes Skinner Pic

Agnes Skinner Pic

A pic of Agnes Skinner, Seymour Skinner's adopted mother on The Simpsons.
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Helen Lovejoy Pic

Helen Lovejoy Pic

A picture of Helen Lovejoy, the Reverend's wife and the Springfield town gossip.
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Martin Prince Pic

Martin Prince Pic

A picture of Martin Prince, the little genius from Bart's grade on The Simpsons.
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Barney Gumble Pic

Barney Gumble Pic

A picture of Barney Gumble, the town drunk who had plenty of potential before he met beer.
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Selma Bouvier Pic

Selma Bouvier Pic

A picture of one of Marge's older, twin sisters, Selma. Selema is the straight one that's married half of Springfield.
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Patty Bouvier Picutre

Patty Bouvier Picutre

A picture of Batty Bouvier, one of Marge's older twin sisters from The Simpsons.
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Some Enchanted Evening Pic

Some Enchanted Evening Pic

Bart, Lisa and Maggie are left home with a diabolical baby sitter that holds them hostage.
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 Krusty Gets Busted Pic

Krusty Gets Busted Pic

Krusty gets busted for armed robbery when he robs Apu and his Kwik-E-Mart.
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The Crepes of Wrath Pic

The Crepes of Wrath Pic

Bart is forced to work in a vineyard when he's sent to France as part of a student exchange program.
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Homer and the Belly Dancer

Homer and the Belly Dancer

Homer gets on a table and dances with a belly dancer during a friend's bachelor party.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!