Marge's Birthday

Marge's Birthday

Bart, Lisa and Maggie make Marge breakfast in bed for her birthday on The Simpsons.
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The Telltale Head Pic

The Telltale Head Pic

Bart upsets the entire down when he defaces the Jebediah Springfield statue.
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The Call of the Simpsons Pic

The Call of the Simpsons Pic

Homer and the rest of The Simpsons go camping when Homer buys an RV.
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Moaning Lisa Pic

Moaning Lisa Pic

When Lisa gets the blues, she makes a new friend in Jazz musician Bleeding Gums Murphy.
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Bart the General Pic

Bart the General Pic

A picture of Bart as he leads his army against the school bully, Nelson Muntz.
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There's No Disgrace Like Home Picture

There's No Disgrace Like Home Picture

Homer takes his family to a corporate picnic and gets embarrassed by their actions.
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Homer's Odyssey Pic

Homer's Odyssey Pic

Homer makes it his mission to make Springfield a safer place after being fired for causing an accident.
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Bart the Genius Pic

Bart the Genius Pic

A picture of Bart at his new school for gift children he was placed into after cheating.
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Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Pic

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Pic

A picture of The Simpsons family during their first Christmas we got to visit.
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Coldplay on The Simpsons

Coldplay on The Simpsons

Chris Martin and his band, Coldplay, guest star on The Simpsons as they put on a private performance for Homer and Bart.
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Krusty the Klown Picture

Krusty the Klown Picture

A picture of Krusty the Klown, a local clown celebrity on The Simpsons. Krusty is the star of Lisa and Bart's favorite show.
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Mr. Burns Picture

Mr. Burns Picture

A picture of Mr. Montgomery Burns, Homer's boss and the owner of the Springfield power plant.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!