Rich Man: Would you care to bet a million dollars.
Mr. Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why not make it interesting?
Rich Man: What, a million dollars isn't interesting to you?
Mr. Burns: Oh, did you say a million? I'm sorry, my mind was elsewhere. I thought you'd start with a small amount, then we'd slowly bait each other, and . . . well, you know how it goes. Yes, certainly, a million will be fine.


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Mr. Burns
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 17: "Homer at the Bat"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

(to Homer) Yeah, and I got my enchanted jock strap!

Carl

Lenny: Hit one here Charlie!
(Charlie swings his bat, it slips out his hands and goes flying into one of Lenny's shins)
Lenny: (in pain) Aah! Aaah!