Joel McHale Quotes
Britta: When's the graduation ceremony?
Jeff: Never. It's community college. You send in some papers and they stop charging you.
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Jeff: Well, it's official--it's on a banner.
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Jeff: Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?
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Jeff: I've spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas.
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Jeff: Abed, we don't have origin stories, we have lives. At least...yup, just me.
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Dean Pelton: Which is to say that having Jeffrey inside of me-
Jeff: No one was inside of anyone!
Dean Pelton: -was wrong. To have Jeffrey inside of me.
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Shirley: Is this a bad time?
Dean Pelton (speaking as Jeff): I'm at Greendale, stuck in the body of a man who could be Gollum, so yeah, I'd say it's half past suck.
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Maintenance Guy: Sorry, routine light switch check.
Jeff: That is not a thing!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: What do you want me to do?
Jeff: Stay alive...or don't!
Pierce: I'm on it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Holy makes-complete-sense-at-this-school!
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Total Quotes: 38
