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If I could just take a moment to share a few words of sarcasm with whoever it is that took this pen. I wanna say thank you for doing this to me. For a while I thought I'd have to suffer through a puppy parade, but I much prefer being entombed alive in a mausoleum of feelings I can neither understand nor reciprocate. So whoever you are, can I get you anything? Ice cream, best friend medal, anything?

Abed

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• Added: November 12, 2010

Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.

Shirley [to Annie]

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• Added: December 04, 2009

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