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Jeff

Britta: So you just left your section blank.
Jeff: No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to "War (What Is It Good For)."

Jeff: It's Macallan 18. I like to serve it neat, if that's okay with you.
Professor Cornwallis: What, in America? Don't you mix it with cherry pop or Monterey Jack cheese?

You ruined Christmas dinner so that you could be crowned the smartest person at the dumbest school?

Jeff

So this is how Greendale graduates end up--as transient mountain men. Not as bad as I thought.

Jeff

As someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit.

Jeff

Hey Britta, where's Sophie B.? Is she backstage, drinking Zima and counting out Beanie Babies?

Jeff

I'm gonna go get a sandwich, which, unlike "changnesia," is real.

Jeff

I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting...and there is no one at the other end.

Jeff
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