The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 3: "The Great Wife Hope" Quotes
Marge [about Homer]: Is he okay?
Akira: He feels no pain. Oh I'm sorry, my English is not so good. I meant to say he feels only pain
This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but dad, can't you control your woman?Lisa
Of all the crazy things I've ever done, this is the craziest and you're doing it!Homer [to Marge]
I am not a scalper, I'm just a dude whose 200 friends did not show upTicket Scalper
Marge: Ultimate makes everything worse
Otto: Not frisbee!
Marge: Otto, don't you have a sack to hackey?
I know we saw awesome beatdowns tonight, but remember don't try this at home. Do it at the school yard, someplace where if you get hurt, we can sue. And not just them, but the school, the county, the state and that jackass Joe BidenHomer [to Bart]
Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?