South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Quotes
That little fat kid is getting annoying. Let’s get rid of him.
PewDiePie
Oh, I forgot to tell you that part. I’m Lorde.
Randy
Why’d you have to rub your clit on stage dad?
Stan
Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.
At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.
Cartman
Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.
That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.
Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!
Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.
Cartman
It’s like - it’s like a yeti.
Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]
We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.
Nathan
Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?
Matthew McConaughey
