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We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.


Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey



Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you guys just make YOUR cars cleaner, and nicer, and try to be better to YOUR customers so that you can compete with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?


Oh yeah! And don't forget last year at summer camp you got raped by a shark! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha


I don’t wanna use the girls’ bathroom if anyone can use it. It’s gonna be all crowded.


If I could talk to Lorde … I’d tell her not to let people change who she is. If people are making fun of her, it’s probably because they’ve lost touch with being human.


We have a problem with cis-gingers who are intolerant … We call them cis-ies!


I am Lorde.


He is not a girl. He is not a man. He is something you will understand. But he would die for me.


Lorde represents something in all of us. A truth that wants to be heard.


Radio Host: Now, this party is also for a good cause, because it's to honor a little boy with diabetes, Scott Malcomson. Is that correct?
Eric Cartman: Yeah, you know, diabetes affects us all, but it mostly affects Scott Malcomson.

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South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron
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