South Park

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Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.

Cartman

It’s like - it’s like a yeti.

Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]

We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.

Nathan

Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey

I AMMM Lorde. LAWDY LAWDY LORDE.

Randy

Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you guys just make YOUR cars cleaner, and nicer, and try to be better to YOUR customers so that you can compete with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?

Mimsy

Oh yeah! And don't forget last year at summer camp you got raped by a shark! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha

Mimsy

I don’t wanna use the girls’ bathroom if anyone can use it. It’s gonna be all crowded.

Cartman

If I could talk to Lorde … I’d tell her not to let people change who she is. If people are making fun of her, it’s probably because they’ve lost touch with being human.

Sharon

We have a problem with cis-gingers who are intolerant … We call them cis-ies!

Cartman

I am Lorde.

Randy

He is not a girl. He is not a man. He is something you will understand. But he would die for me.

Butters
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South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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