South Park

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Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.

At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.

Cartman

Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.

That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.

Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!

Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.

Cartman

It’s like - it’s like a yeti.

Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]

We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.

Nathan

Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey

I AMMM Lorde. LAWDY LAWDY LORDE.

Randy

Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you guys just make YOUR cars cleaner, and nicer, and try to be better to YOUR customers so that you can compete with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?

Mimsy

Oh yeah! And don't forget last year at summer camp you got raped by a shark! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha

Mimsy
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South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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