South Park Quotes
Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.
At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.Cartman
Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.
That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.
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Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!
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Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.Cartman
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It’s like - it’s like a yeti.Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]
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We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.Nathan
Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?Matthew McConaughey
I AMMM Lorde. LAWDY LAWDY LORDE.Randy
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Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you guys just make YOUR cars cleaner, and nicer, and try to be better to YOUR customers so that you can compete with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?Mimsy
Oh yeah! And don't forget last year at summer camp you got raped by a shark! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha haMimsy