That little fat kid is getting annoying. Let’s get rid of him.


Oh, I forgot to tell you that part. I’m Lorde.


Why’d you have to rub your clit on stage dad?


Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.

At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue was total carnage.


Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.

That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.

Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!

Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.


It’s like - it’s like a yeti.

Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]

We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.


Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.