That little fat kid is getting annoying. Let’s get rid of him.

PewDiePie

Oh, I forgot to tell you that part. I’m Lorde.

Randy

Why’d you have to rub your clit on stage dad?

Stan

Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.

At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.

Cartman

Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.

That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.

Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!

Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.

Cartman

It’s like - it’s like a yeti.

Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]

We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.

Nathan

Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

</i> Cartman


Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits