Kenny's parents get arrested in this clip from the South Park season fifteen finale, "The Poor Kid." Cartman stands by and records with his iPhone.
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In this clip from the upcoming South Park episode, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny sit down to watch a History Channel Thanksgiving special involving aliens. Kyle does not seem to buy it...
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In this hilarious clip from the upcoming South Park episode, "1%," Cartman finds comfort in his toys when he's made fun of the other kids for being the 1% of the Presidential Physical Fitness results and not the 99% like the cool kids.
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Randy and Sharon Marsh head to Broadway to see a Musical in this clip from the upcoming South Park episode, "Broadway Bro Down."
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The South Park elementary school boys attempt to figure out who's spreading gossip about them in this clip from "Bass to Mouth." It's whoever's in the bathroom. You know you love me. XOXO.
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In this scene from the upcoming South Park, "The Last of the Meheecans," Cartman and his friends play Texans versus Mexicans, with Cartman leading the Texans and Butters leading the immigrants.
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Cartman and the gang return for the season half of South Park's 15th season. The returning episode? Ass Burgers, in which Cartman is diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.
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In this clip from "You're Getting Old," Randy and Sharon Marsh argue about Stan's taste in music.
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South Park Quotes

No no no, I'm telling you guys, music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls, wearing skintight clothes, singing about their vajayjay. Used to be chicks talking about relationships, now it's all my vajayjay this, my vajayjay that. But clearly that's what sells.

Cartman

Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't.
Mr. Hankey: (Cough)
Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle.
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: Come closer
Kyle: What is it?
Mr. Hankey: Closer
Kyle: Yes?
Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo