Kenny's parents get arrested in this clip from the South Park season fifteen finale, "The Poor Kid." Cartman stands by and records with his iPhone.
In this clip from the upcoming South Park episode, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny sit down to watch a History Channel Thanksgiving special involving aliens. Kyle does not seem to buy it...
In this hilarious clip from the upcoming South Park episode, "1%," Cartman finds comfort in his toys when he's made fun of the other kids for being the 1% of the Presidential Physical Fitness results and not the 99% like the cool kids.
Randy and Sharon Marsh head to Broadway to see a Musical in this clip from the upcoming South Park episode, "Broadway Bro Down."
The South Park elementary school boys attempt to figure out who's spreading gossip about them in this clip from "Bass to Mouth." It's whoever's in the bathroom. You know you love me. XOXO.
In this scene from the upcoming South Park, "The Last of the Meheecans," Cartman and his friends play Texans versus Mexicans, with Cartman leading the Texans and Butters leading the immigrants.
Cartman and the gang return for the season half of South Park's 15th season. The returning episode? Ass Burgers, in which Cartman is diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.
In this clip from "You're Getting Old," Randy and Sharon Marsh argue about Stan's taste in music.

South Park Quotes

Stan: Hey Cartman, how come the birthday invitation you gave me says "Green Megaman."
Kyle: Yeah, mine says "Red Megaman."
Cartman: Right, that's what your supposed to get me for my birthday.
Stan: DUDE!?!?! You're not supposed to tell people what to give you for your birthday!
Kyle: Yeah, that's weak.
Cartman: Look it's very simple guys. "Green Megaman" goes with "Red Megaman" and "Yellow Megaman" to make the "Ultra Mega Megaman." You have to have all 3 or it doesn't work, see?
Stan: Up yours Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want.
Cartman: Ohh!!! so maybe you don't want to have any of my moms Cake, Pie, and Ice cream then.
Stan: Oh "Gre..Green Megaman" it is.
Cartman: Now as you can see Kenny, you are to get me "Yellow Megaman," that's because the "Yellow Megaman" is the cheapest one and I know how poor your family is.
(Damien walks to table)
Stan: Hey!?!?! what do you think you're doing new kid?
Cartman: Yeah, you can't sit with us weirdo.
Damien: Infidel's!!!! I will turn you all into "Beasts of Burden"!
Kyle: You can't sit with us new kid, go find another table!
(Damien goes and sits with Pip)
Cartman: (sighs) Anyway Kenny, "Yellow Megaman" is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments in a year, or two.
(Stan, Kyle, and Cartman laugh. Kenny punches Cartman)
Cartman: AYYY!!!!

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