Chair of cinema studies, bull-sh*t. I'm a f*cking baller, Mom.


I know it's not your style, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it...considering how much I paid for it.


Ray: Once an eagle scout, always an eagle scout.
Jessica: You were never an eagle scout.
Ray: Clearly I got my beaver trap merit badge.

Jessica: What do you think?
Ray: Well if you saw a beaver, you saw a beaver.

Did Tanya put anti-Lanore ideas in your head?


Darby: Where did it go, beaverland?
Damon: Maybe one of your fat friends ate it.

The paper bag thing... it's for the birds.


This one time I was on a diet pill and I stayed up for 67 hours... I lost three pounds.


I was thinking maybe I should take out the part about the gum, but I'm not sure.

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