He has this at home, but he prefers dirty whores!

Mrs. Koontz

Where will baby sleep? I don't want to live in garage!

Jessica's Mom

Tanya: Charlie, Mike doesn't even know he's a prostitute.
Charlie: Ho always know it's a ho.

Chair of cinema studies, bull-sh*t. I'm a f*cking baller, Mom.


I know it's not your style, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it...considering how much I paid for it.


Ray: Once an eagle scout, always an eagle scout.
Jessica: You were never an eagle scout.
Ray: Clearly I got my beaver trap merit badge.

Jessica: What do you think?
Ray: Well if you saw a beaver, you saw a beaver.

Did Tanya put anti-Lanore ideas in your head?


Darby: Where did it go, beaverland?
Damon: Maybe one of your fat friends ate it.

The paper bag thing... it's for the birds.


This one time I was on a diet pill and I stayed up for 67 hours... I lost three pounds.


I was thinking maybe I should take out the part about the gum, but I'm not sure.


Hung Quotes

It's been a rough couple of years. Real rough.


I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?


Hung Music

  Song Artist
Have mercy Have Mercy Loretta Lynn iTunes
How long do i have to wait for you How Long Do I Have to Wait for You? Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings iTunes