He has this at home, but he prefers dirty whores!Mrs. Koontz
Where will baby sleep? I don't want to live in garage!Jessica's Mom
Tanya: Charlie, Mike doesn't even know he's a prostitute.
Charlie: Ho always know it's a ho.
Chair of cinema studies, bull-sh*t. I'm a f*cking baller, Mom.Tanya
I know it's not your style, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it...considering how much I paid for it.Tanya
Ray: Once an eagle scout, always an eagle scout.
Jessica: You were never an eagle scout.
Ray: Clearly I got my beaver trap merit badge.
Jessica: What do you think?
Ray: Well if you saw a beaver, you saw a beaver.
Did Tanya put anti-Lanore ideas in your head?Lanore
Darby: Where did it go, beaverland?
Damon: Maybe one of your fat friends ate it.
The paper bag thing... it's for the birds.Tanya
This one time I was on a diet pill and I stayed up for 67 hours... I lost three pounds.Patty
I was thinking maybe I should take out the part about the gum, but I'm not sure.Damon