I hope he didn't get cancer all over the seat.

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Dr. Pritchfield: You seem to have a lot of opinions about things.
Stewie: Yeah, there are a lot of dicks.

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After five minutes you think you know me?

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Quahog. What a pile of garbage.

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When I was in the orphanage, my Sunday school shoes were potatoes.

Dr. Pritchfield

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Stewie: Brian, I did something awful.
Brian: Do you want to talk about it?
Stewie: No.

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