I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal who has killed me.

Ron

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Character:
Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 5: "Gin It Up!"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 5 Quotes

April: Parks can only be reserved for witch covens or slip and slide competitions. Which one are you?
Nadia: Umm, slip and slide competition.
April: Seriously?

Ben, your heart's in the right place. Your heart and your butt.

Leslie