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Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is the most amazing boss on Parks and Recreation.  He rules of his department with a hilarious fist and makes even local government funny.

Ron Swanson Quotes

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.

Ron

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April
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