Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is the most amazing boss on Parks and Recreation.  He rules of his department with a hilarious fist and makes even local government funny.

Ron Swanson Quotes

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Ron

Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April