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Bones

Bones: My last will and testament is 312 pages long.
Booth: Mine's written on a sticky note. 'Everything goes to Bones.' But don't worry, don't worry. I used your real name to keep it legal.

Bones: You believe he hasn't yet recovered emotionally because he's incapable of finding an apartment?
Booth: Doesn't take a shrink to know that one.
Sweets: Standing right here, guys.

Caroline: You want to take on a private army with an FBI tac squad?
Booth: Yeah.

Bones: I don't want to pass my failings on to Christine, Booth.
Booth: What failings?
Bones: Hyper-competitiveness, arrogance, insensitivity to the feelings of others.
Booth: You know what? Thumbs up to the self-realization there Bones. Actually, two thumbs up.
Bones: You should make a similar effort.
Booth: What?
Bones: Not to pass on your failings.
Booth: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? What failings?
Bones: [to Christine] It's time for bed.

Booth: You know that was really nice of you to let Clark have his moment, Bones.
Bones: Well, I'm a very nice person.
Booth: Yes you are, but you know what? You're nice. You've gotta work on your modesty.

Booth: The guy goes whacky.
Sweets: I was going to use more technical terms.
Booth: That's why I interrupted you.

[to Sweets] Why is when I ask you something it's never about what I'm asking you about?

Bones: Do I have to do anything special when it ends?
Booth: No.
Bones: Why not?
Booth: Because it's never gonna end, Bones. It's always gonna be just like this. Just like this.

Brennan: Something is bugging me.
Booth: Yeah me too. There's a human skull in my living room.

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