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Bones

You're out of line, Sir!

Guys, really, I don't have any problem with any of this. I think you look really pretty in your dress, but I prefer pants.

Brennan: He's a killer.
Booth: Yeah, but who he killed. In the old west they would have made him a sheriff.

Brennan: These aren't artificial. These nails are real.
Booth: Real? Who glues on real nails to themselves?

Brennan: You know, Christine and I could come to Germany too.
Booth: But you know I wouldn't ask you to do that. Your work is here.
Brennan: So you'd stand in the way of us having a new and possibly life changing experience. That seems selfish, Booth.
Booth: You'd really uproot everything?
Brennan: Wouldn't you?

Brennan: Cannabis has been used for thousands of years in a medicinal capacity. Even the ancient Egyptians used marijuana to treat hemorrhoids.
Booth: Which, you know, they probably got from sitting around being stoned all day.

So you're missing about two pounds of the body. Why can't you just say two pounds instead of getting all metric-y?

Booth: Show one person who doesn't like a one man band.
Brennan: I'm sure many don't like them which is why they're such a rarity.

Booth: OK. You're saying that Jesus and Superman are the same?
Brennan: Jesus walks on water. Superman flies. No different.

Sweets: That's sexist. Nowadays a girl in her twenties can be just as much a mobster as a guy.
Booth: Wonderful how far we've come.

Sweets: So you're saying I'm the lead on the case.
Booth: No, I'm saying you're the chess nerd on the case.
Sweets: Lead chess nerd. Good enough for me.

Sometimes you just have to dance to the music that's playing.

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Bones Quotes

You look beautiful.

Brennan [to Samantha]

Bones: You reconstruct the faces of murder victims as well as anyone in this country.
Angela: That's the most depressing thing that anybody has ever said to me.
Bones: I thought it was a compliment.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The-world-is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones
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