[to Bones] We're smarter than he is. Well, you're smarter. You're the smartest person in the world. Ever. I mean, since the beginning of time.

I hate dealing with hit men.

Booth: That guy has no idea how lucky I really am. I mean, really luck.
Brennan: Aw, I love you, too.

Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.

Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.

Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.

Booth: You're okay living in a building full of shrinks?
Sweets: Hey, you know, we have a lot in common, plus we have skills to work out our disagreements in a healthy and constructive manner, but I'm gonna miss you, too, Agent Booth.

Cam: Found the head! In the toilet.
Booth: Okay, that's a rough way to be remembered.

Bones: Oh, I had a brilliant idea.
Booth: You always have a brilliant idea.

Bones: I always enjoy learning something.
Booth: Well, how about learning how to have fun, Bones?

Booth: We haven't been away since Christine was born.
Bones: I have.
Booth: You were running away from the police.

Bones: I confess that in a moment of weakness I took the opportunity to make Dr. Wells feel bad about himself.
Booth: He deserves it. Trust me. It's probably the first time he's met someone that's smarter than him.

Bones Quotes

Wells: Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn't mean that it's not possible.
Bones: I believe that is exactly what it means.

Sometimes you just have to dance to the music that's playing.

Booth

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones