Seeley Booth Quotes
Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.
Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.
Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.
Booth: You're okay living in a building full of shrinks?
Sweets: Hey, you know, we have a lot in common, plus we have skills to work out our disagreements in a healthy and constructive manner, but I'm gonna miss you, too, Agent Booth.
Cam: Found the head! In the toilet.
Booth: Okay, that's a rough way to be remembered.
Bones: Oh, I had a brilliant idea.
Booth: You always have a brilliant idea.
Bones: I always enjoy learning something.
Booth: Well, how about learning how to have fun, Bones?
Booth: We haven't been away since Christine was born.
Bones: I have.
Booth: You were running away from the police.
Bones: I confess that in a moment of weakness I took the opportunity to make Dr. Wells feel bad about himself.
Booth: He deserves it. Trust me. It's probably the first time he's met someone that's smarter than him.
Booth: If you could travel through time where would you go?
Bones: I'm already there. Here.
Bones: Here. The difference between past and future is nowhere to be found in the laws of physics. Everything I want or need is here. Right now.
Sweets: But still, to face a pack of wild animals alone...
Booth: I'm sure you could just bore them to death with your shrinky talk.
Hodgins: Is she looking at me like an angry schoolteacher?
Booth: Yeah. Yeah, she does that a lot.