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Bones

Sweets: Artisans go into business because they're passionate about the products they create.
Booth: That is so unamerican.

Booth: A man doesn't fold another man's underwear.
Sweets: Are those Captain America boxers?

Booth: You're a psychologist. Who would do something like this?
Sweets: You want me to figure that out right now?

Bones: I think you're trying to convey that you would no longer like to discuss politics.
Booth: Unless we're talking about JFK and Marilyn Monroe.

Booth: You know, Bones, I wouldn't vote for you, but I would definitely encourage other people to vote for you.
Bones: That's irrational.
Booth: So is politics. And love.

Booth: It was beautiful and rare, just like you.
Bones: You should leverage the tiger buyer into ratting out whoever he bought the tiger from?
Booth: Did you hear what I just said? It was very sweet.

Bones: When I am President, killing tigers will be a death penalty offense.
Booth: Whoa. The President isn't actually a dictator, Bones.

[to Sweets] It's Daisy. She's smiling and looking happy. What's the big deal?

Bones, no campaigning while we're doing the investigation, okay?

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