Seeley Booth Quotes
Booth: I beat up bad guys, and I leap over things.
Sweets: You're describing Superman.
Bones: Most cultures have ceremonies to celebrate milestones in a man's life.
Sweets: Oh god, this isn't about circumcision, is it?
Booth: No, it's about dancing.
Sweets: Artisans go into business because they're passionate about the products they create.
Booth: That is so unamerican.
Booth: A man doesn't fold another man's underwear.
Sweets: Are those Captain America boxers?
Booth: You're a psychologist. Who would do something like this?
Sweets: You want me to figure that out right now?
Bones: I think you're trying to convey that you would no longer like to discuss politics.
Booth: Unless we're talking about JFK and Marilyn Monroe.
Booth: You know, Bones, I wouldn't vote for you, but I would definitely encourage other people to vote for you.
Bones: That's irrational.
Booth: So is politics. And love.
Booth: It was beautiful and rare, just like you.
Bones: You should leverage the tiger buyer into ratting out whoever he bought the tiger from?
Booth: Did you hear what I just said? It was very sweet.
Bones: When I am President, killing tigers will be a death penalty offense.
Booth: Whoa. The President isn't actually a dictator, Bones.
[to Sweets] It's Daisy. She's smiling and looking happy. What's the big deal?
Bones, no campaigning while we're doing the investigation, okay?
Brennan: Can I start buying you things now?
Booth: No, you can't. But, hey, I'll tell you what, you can buy Christine stuff.
Brennan: I know you'd like a new grill.
Booth: Christine would love a new grill.