Holly: I'm sorry, it is good.
Michael: No, it's not. It's not, but they really seem to be enjoying it.

I am a huge Woody Allen fan, although I've only seen Antz.

Michael: I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again...But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.
Holly: I'm real.
Michael: Yeahhh, you're a real pain in the ass.

Holly this isn't Ocean's Eleven where you get together with your friends and you just have fun and you don't care about how it turns out.

You jump to the right and you shake a hand, then you jump to the left and you shake their hand. You meet new friends and you tie some yarn. And that's how you do the Scarn.

It's gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.

Hey Goldenface! Go puck yourself!

Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.

Heads I do it. Tails I don't. Best out of seven.

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