The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

Andy

The Office

The Office Photos

Michael Falls - The Office
Dwight Putting On The Mask - The Office
Michael Tries To Survive - The Office
Sexual Harassment - The Office
Scott's Tots - The Office
Pam Chili's Ban - The Office

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The Mentor
The Mentor
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The Delivery Promo II
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