Grey's Anatomy

Meredith Grey Quotes

Meredith: Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: We're having a c-section in the dark.
Derek: Yes, we are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: People change, but they don't change.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Bailey, you're my mentor and my friend, and I respect your work, but I'm telling you if you don't answer my question, I will punch you in the face.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Meredith: I own the hospital. I can do whatever I want. I want to run more tests.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Meredith: If anyone's going to have a baby with two heads, three arms, and eleven toes, it's me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Work keeps our mind active. It keeps us out of trouble. When we're not working, our hands are idle. And the devil will find work for idle hands to do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Maybe my baby's kicking because it wants a granola bar.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Meredith: I'm safe, they can't fire the pregnant lady.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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