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I'm bulletproof.

 

Meredith: An hour and a half at the store to buy milk?
Derek: I think I might have closed my eyes in the store parking lot.

Cristina: Is 'I told you so' inappropriate?
Meredith: Shut it.

If I say, "Bailey peed on me," I think it's safe to assume it's my son.

Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.

Meredith: We're having a c-section in the dark.
Derek: Yes, we are.

People change, but they don't change.

So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.

Bailey, you're my mentor and my friend, and I respect your work, but I'm telling you if you don't answer my question, I will punch you in the face.

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