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Greys-anatomy

Meredith: Are you sure? There’s going to be a piñata.
Callie: Shut up.
Meredith: And pin the head on the skeleton.
Callie: Damn it. They’re so cute when they’re blindfolded.
Meredith: Bobbing for apples.
Callie: They’re even cuter when they bob.

Jo: That is a pancreatic pseudocyst. Bam!
Richard: Did you just say bam?

Jo: I need an ultrasound.
Meredith: Are you pregnant? Does Alex know?

Meredith: You make me sound like a soft drink.
Callie: Yeah, I'm reinvesting in myself.
 

I don't ease back in. I jump in the deep end. I swim.

Meredith: You pulled a sleeping baby out of daycare to do your dirty work. You're disgusting!
Derek: He's got his mother's sparkle.

I'm bulletproof.

 

Meredith: An hour and a half at the store to buy milk?
Derek: I think I might have closed my eyes in the store parking lot.

Cristina: Is 'I told you so' inappropriate?
Meredith: Shut it.

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