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J.D.: We found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples...
Ted: Why should they be happy!?

J.D.: Hey, uh, I just wanted to say, you were right about Jamie.
Elliot: Uh-huh. And what does Jamie think you're doing over here?
J.D.: Asking you not to show up at my apartment drunk, naked, and crying.