J.D. and the Blue Man Group

J.D. and the Blue Man Group

After getting drunk on the porch, J.D. ends up in Vegas with the Blue Man Group.
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Scrubs Season Nine Cast Pic

Scrubs Season Nine Cast Pic

Say goodbye to the cast of season nine of Scrubs. We'll miss them and they ain't coming back for ten.
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Students Say Thanks

Students Say Thanks

The Scrubs medical students say their thanks to the family of their cadavers during the season nine finale.
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Cole has T-Payne

Cole has T-Payne

Cole ends up making a T-Payne style rap for after he hears the outcome of his cancer test.
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Dr. Kim Briggs Picture

Dr. Kim Briggs Picture

A picture of the beautiful Elizabeth Banks as Dr. Kim Briggs, the mother of J.D.'s first child, Sam.
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Keith Dudemeister Picture

Keith Dudemeister Picture

A picture of Keith Dudemeister, Elliot's fiance for a bit.
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Kim and Floating Head Doctor

Kim and Floating Head Doctor

Kim gets to spend time with the mysterious floating head of J.D., aka the floating head doctor.
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Elizabeth Banks on Scrubs

Elizabeth Banks on Scrubs

The beautiful Elizabeth Banks begins her long recurring role on Scrubs as Dr. Kim Briggs, a urologist at Sacred Heart.
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Cox Loses Confidence

Cox Loses Confidence

After returning to work after his forced leave of absence, Dr. Cox seems to have lost his signature confidence.
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Struggling Cox

Struggling Cox

Struggling Dr. Cox hits the bottle extra hard after the death of three patients.
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J.D. Goes for a Ride

J.D. Goes for a Ride

J.D. just grabs on to the roof of Cox's porsche to hitch a ride.
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Video Postcard

Video Postcard

J.D. straps a camera to his head as he makes a video postcard for his mother.
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Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Kelso: Son, have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?
Patient: Oh no sir. Never use drugs.
Dr. Kelso: Because this shot you're about to get could kill you if it's mixed with narcotics.
Patient: Oh drugs! Yes sir, all the time!
Dr. Kelso: See? Waiting for the tox-screen, six hours. Frightening the bejeebies out of the local riff-raff, 10 seconds.

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?