Raylan: I have to go with you?
Chief Mullen: Would I be here if you didn't?

No, I'll just repeat myself, I don't have anything better to do.

Chief Mullen

Then you're like some drunk looking for his car keys under a lamp because that's where the light is.

Art Mullen

He's probably not a candidate for father of the year. He shot a cop, among other things.

Art Mullen

Are you afraid she's going to cramp your style, cock block you from banging a starlet?

Art

I love how these guys are so calm when they're coughing up blood.

Art Mullen

Art Mullen: Raylan, I got a courtesy call from the Harlan County Sheriff's Department - your daddy was arrested.
Raylan: Did he kill anybody?

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.