The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.Stefan
I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.Matt
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?Damon
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.Damon
It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.Alaric
This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.Damon
Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?Damon
Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.Damon
Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?Damon
Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…
This isn’t about what you do in her name, Damon. It’s about what you do in her absence.Stefan
Stefan: How many times do you get a second chance to deliver your mother’s eulogy?
Damon: Good point, brother. How’s this? Lily, you were a terrible mother when you were alive and you were a terrible mother when you were dead. [to Stefan] You’re right. That does feel good.