The Vampire Diaries Quotes
[to Elena] You're lucky you're adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.Damon
Jo: I'm marrying an idiot. You could have died today.
Alaric: As opposed to any other day?
It must be so exhausting overthinking everything, denying your own urge to kill and just be done with them.Stefan
Elena: [to Lily] You've been in here for over a century.
Damon: Yeah, I would've come by sooner but I thought you were safe and sound in the family crypt. My bad.
Damon: Hello, mother.
Jo: I've thought about it and anyone named Alaric should not be allowed to name another human.
Alaric: I didn't name me!
[to Caroline] You are an embarrassment to humanity-free vampires everywhere.Stefan
Stefan: Neat, organized Caroline staying within the lines. Good at control, terrible at revenge.
Caroline: I dismantled your bike.
Stefan: I tore your director's head off with my teeth.
Elena: Is this presentable attire by 1903 standards?
Damon: Whoa, who said you were coming?
Elena: To meet the woman who gave birth to the two epic loves of my life? Me.
Kai: Damn. Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back.
Bonnie: You know, he's no longer a thing and neither is that joke.
Kai: Don't you ever dream about time travel?
Bonnie: I would rather die of cholera than spend an afternoon with you.
Listen, we go in, we grab my mom, she flips Stefan's switch, he triggers Caroline, emotional dominoes, heyyyyyyy! Everybody wins.Damon