Yeah, well you get the idea. Crushed it, literal mic drop.


Enzo: Bit harsh, love.
Bonnie: I didn't know you were here.
Enzo: Well, when you're in this state, it's quite easy.
Bonnie: He earned it, I hate him.

Stefan: Bonnie.
Bonnie: There's nothing you can say.

Damon: Hold that thought.
Kai: Holding.

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Bonnie: I hope you're not going to set me on fire. I know that's what you do.
Cade: That would not be a good way to start our lesson.

Did it sound like she missed me?


Bonnie: What do you need?
Damon: I'm just calling to make sure you're okay.
Bonnie: I'm not, but you left me nine voicemails this morning, so you obviously need something.

Caroline: What can I do for you Mr. Donovan?
Matt: I need your help.
Caroline: Even though I'm part of the darkness that's ruining Mystic Falls?

Damon: Have a little faith, huh?
Alaric: Why don't you save that question for someone who has never killed you.

Damon: Were you in hell?
Alaric: Yeah, you saved me. I think I'm on the waitlist for heaven, but they haven't called.

Alaric: You murdered my wife.
Kai: Fiance. It was mid-ceremony if I remember it.

Kai: Hey, where am I?
Waiter: Mystic Falls... the grill.
Kai: [Laughs] Is it too late to order food?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.