Whee! Ooh, finally someone found second base.

Amy

Leonard: Why do I have to talk to Penny? She's not my girlfriend.
Sheldon: You invited her to lunch four years ago, everything about her is on you: you make it so!

Howard: What do you want us to do about it?
Sheldon: You clearly weren't listening to my topic sentence: Get your women in line!

Last night, I was strong-armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler. This on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space-time geometry in higher-spin gravity and building my Lego Death Star. And why? Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my lego fun time!

Sheldon

The two of you need to get your women in line!

Sheldon

I'm just saying, second base is right there.

Amy

Amy: At this moment, I find myself craving human intimacy and physical contact.
Sheldon: Oh, boy.

[knock] Amy. [knock] Amy. [knock] Amy.

Leonard

Sheldon: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy. I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall,texting her, nothing.
Leonard: Did you try calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon: The telephone. You know, Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.

Sheldon: New topic: women. Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?

Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a lady. And, with that comes an estrogen-fueled need to page through thick glossy magazines that make me hate my body.

Amy

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

Sheldon: New topic: women. Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?

Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a lady. And, with that comes an estrogen-fueled need to page through thick glossy magazines that make me hate my body.

Amy