I'm sorry Chef, Mr. Hat is a racist bastard.

Mr. Garrison

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• Added: March 04, 2010

All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.

Kyle

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• Added: March 04, 2010

KKK leader: Good evening, brothers. Our first order of business tonight is to have Brother Anderson update us on last week's minutes.
Brother Anderson: Last week we decided we hate blacks and Jews... A lot.

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• Added: March 04, 2010

KKK Leader: Well that's enough rallying for this afternoon, members. Let's go take a hot shower!
KKK Members: Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!

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• Added: March 04, 2010

The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy.

Cartman

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• Added: March 04, 2010