Wait so you're telling me this call isn't coming from inside the house?

Phil

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• Added: October 24, 2012

Seriously, Gryffindor letting his mom carry his quidditch pole, how Hufflepuff is that?

Phil

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• Added: October 24, 2012

We agreed to tell Lily the about her mother together wearing calming earth tones and we agreed to tell her the truth!

Cameron

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• Added: October 24, 2012

I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things!

Gloria

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• Added: October 24, 2012

You've been deported twice; you're not allowed to be that defensive.

Jay [to Gloria]

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• Added: October 24, 2012

I'm tired of people not noticing the new physique. If this doesn't work I'm breaking out the diaper and top hat and going as baby New Year.

Cameron

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• Added: October 24, 2012

Hey Cam, I heard a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.

Mitchell

• Permalink: Hey Cam, I heard a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.
• Added: October 24, 2012

Nobody's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume

Cam

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• Added: October 24, 2012

Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.

Phil

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• Added: October 24, 2012