Modern Family Season 4 Episode 1: "Bringing Up Baby" Quotes
Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.Phil
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.Claire
She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!Alex [to Haley]
Oh please, I was an anomaly, I self potty trained.Manny
So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.Mitchell [to Cam]
Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.Phil