Nobody solves things through tennis matches anymore bro; it's not the 80s.

Brad

Max you look like John McEnroe's fat cousin, John Mac n Cheese.

Jane

We were gonna tag along with you guys to that bris. Alex had never been to one and I don't remember my first two. Of course the second one was less of a religious ceremony and more of a horrific jet skiing accident.

Max

I was gonna tell them we were going horseback riding, but I was afraid it would come out that I ride side saddle.

Brad

Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.

What are we gonna do with this big group tomorrow? A little 4 on 4 hoops, maybe an 8 person party bike, a Chinese New Year dragon?

Max

You are great together, Jay and Bey great.

Penny

Tampa is not a place you go it's a place you end up.

Dave

Well, as the author of several dozen cries for help I know a good one when I hear one.

Penny

Max: What are all those red arrows for?
Jane: Oh, those are all the areas that need improvements.
Max: But those are all of them.
Jane: Yeah, you've got lots of bad areas. You're like the Oakland of gay guys.

So cute, Penny. You should take him to Bone Town - you know, that rib joint on Holstead? I love that place.

Alex

Uh, Dave welcome to the 31st century.

Alex

Happy Endings Quotes

That girl's so whack, her first name should be knick knack paddy.

Brad

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]