Friends Season 2 Quotes
Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Monica: Judy.
Rachel: Who?
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: (Shocked) What?
Monica: Jody.
Joey: (About breast milk) Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sort of like, uh...
Susan: Cantaloupe juice.
Joey: Exactly.
Ross: You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
Susan: Uh huh.
Ross: Oh, you've tasted it.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
(About the new guy at work) These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all... stop lasting.
Joey
Joey: Hey, how ya doin'?
Todd: Morning.
Joey: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.
Todd: Your territory, huh?
Joey: Yeah. (To a customer) Bijan for men?
Customer: No thanks.
Todd: Hombre?
Customer: Yeah. All right.
Todd: You were saying?
Carol: Okay, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Ross: Carol, we've been through this before, okay? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (To Ross) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Monica: Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Rachel: Yes.
Monica: It's that terrible?
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually, but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my... We're, we're... Oh, I love you.
Rachel: I love you too.
(They hug)
Phoebe: You guys, um, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but, um, I love you guys too! (Phoebe gets in the hug) Oh, I really needed that.
Julie: Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Rachel: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: All right, Julie. (Julie leaves) What a manipulative bitch.
Chandler: He said, he said... that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever.
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Chandler: You have to really wanna see it.
Ross: (At Central Perk) Hey, Rachel, can I get some coffee?
Rachel: Yeah, sure.
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get--
Rachel: Did you talk to him?
Chandler: Not yet.
Rachel: Then, no.
(Meeting the gang) Hi, but I'm not here; you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have twenty hours of cab and plane on me.
Julie
Monica: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Joey: Um, this?
Rachel: (Giving the flowers to Julie) These are for you. Welcome to our country.
Julie: Thank you. I'm from New York.
