Friends Season 2 Quotes
I've been with my share of women... In fact, I've been with a lot of people's share of women.
Joey
Rachel: Excuse me, who gave her our phone number?
Phoebe: Okay, well who had the motive? Was it the actor? The chef? The masseuse? Or... was it the guy who's dating her?
Joey: Guy who's dating! Guy who's dating her!
(About Paolo) Okay, um well then I think, uh, I think the guy's scum. I mean it, I mean, I actually, I ...I physically hate him.
Ross
Ross: We have to get some sleep. It's really six o'clock tomorrow night our time.
Chandler: Okay, but don't tell me what happens cause I like to be surprised!
Ross: Hey, Paolo. What are you doing here?
Paolo: I do Raquel!
I swear to God, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!
Joey
Joey: How are you doing?
Rachel: I'm okay.
Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then fifty feet of crap, then me.
Monica: (About sleeping with Paolo) Rachel, how did this happen?
Rachel: I don't know, I just kind of ran into him last night.
Phoebe: Where?
Rachel: At his apartment.
Rachel: Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Joey: No no no no no, I'm not falling for that again.
Phoebe: What's going on?
Rachel: Well, I sort of did a stupid thing last night.
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Paolo: Buon giorno a tutti!
Okay, okay, okay. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Ross, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Rachel
Monica: Pheebs, you know what I'm thinking?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. How it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Monica: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
