Rachel agrees to be the maid of honor at her ex-fiance's wedding; Joey needs to practice kissing guys to audition for a role; Monica ponders her relationship when she learns Richard doesn't want kids; Chandler falls for a mystery Internet woman who turns out to be his ex, Janice.
Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me. Ross: What? Joey: No way, I've been going to the guy for twelve years. Chandler: Oh come on, he said he was going to do my inseem, then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite... Ross: What? (Chandler closes his eyes) Chandler: Cupping. Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side then they move it back, and then they do the rear. Ross, will you tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? Ross: Yes, yes it is... in prison!
Jade: (A voice on the answering machine) Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had the nerve to make this call, so you know what I did? Chandler: (Talking to himself) What? Jade: I got a little drunk ... and naked. Chandler: Bob here. (He picks up the telephone) What've you been up to?