Lorne: I'm a minister apparently.
Postal Worker: Sir?
Lorne: You have a blessed day.

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• Added: April 23, 2014

Postal Worker: This is highly irregular.
Lorne: No. Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

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• Added: April 23, 2014

I keep asking myself. Who could have done a thing like this?

Lester

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• Added: April 23, 2014

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

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• Added: April 15, 2014

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?

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• Added: April 15, 2014