You deserve it, Lester. All good things, you deserve.

Kitty

Let's just say there's a lot of blood.

Lester

I shot ya.

Gus

Heck of a lot of bullets for a fender bender.

Molly

Chaz: If you want this to go away, you've got to give them someone.
Lester: Chaz, buddy, come on, this is -- you've gotta stand by me.
Chaz: You've been a burden my whole life. I'm done. There's something wrong with you, Lester. There's something missing. You're not right in the world.

What's with all the duct tape?

Don Chumph

Gus: Lorne Malvo.
Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

God is real.

Stravos

Which makes the biggest hole?

Lester

So, tell me, Handsome. What's a girl gotta do to get that money quick because I will do anything.

Mrs. Hess

Lorne: You're an idiot. Good news: I'm taking over.

You're screwed. You made a choice. I'm the consequence.

Lorne

Fargo Quotes

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?