We are not here to tell stories, we are here to tell the truth.

East Berlin Official

Robbing your own brother. That’s just low.

Maurice

Ray: You need a ring. This is our time.
Nikki: That is so romantic.
Maurice: That is so sweet.

Nikki: Ray… There’s a man in my bathroom.
Ray: Let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Nikki: Are you saying he’s not a man or that he’s not in my bathroom?

Nikki: You’re the hand, and I’m the glove.
Ray: You’re the bottle, and I’m the beer.
Nikki: ...Or the beer and the glass, in my case.

Valet: No tip?
Ray: Ya. Get a real job.

Y’know, congratulations and all that.

Ray [to Emmit]

Betsy: Goodnight, Mr. Solverson.
Lou: Goodnight, Mrs. Solverson. And all the ships at sea.

A man once said, "You'll know the angels when they come, because they'll have the faces of your children."

Hank

I just wanted to be someone.

Peggy

It's the rock we all push... men. We call it our burden, but it's really our privilege.

Lou

Mike: From this moment forward, I decree: no more schnitzel or strudel. Let's get some American food up in here.

Fargo Quotes

Gus: Lorne Malvo.
Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

Nikki: Ray… There’s a man in my bathroom.
Ray: Let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Nikki: Are you saying he’s not a man or that he’s not in my bathroom?