Nate: I got an audition to play Robin Hood in "Arrow," a show about a vigilante!
Zari: Mm, sounds dumb.

Behard: I'm back!
Zari: Hey, Behrad. Did you remember the gray mush like I asked?
Behrad: I got the green mush, the purple mush, the sticky mush, the slimy mush, and I forgot the gray mush.
Zari: You forgot the gray mush?
Behrad: I forgot the gray mush!

How could it be wrong? The Fates give everyone food, and shelter, and television. You don't want a world that looks like these history books, do you?

Mona

Get in losers. We're going Looming!

Zari

You're making a huge mistake! What sentient zombies are this well-dressed?

Nate

I got the rings. We make an amazing team. We should have our own spin-off! Gideon and Gary having adventures, solving problems, and saving the world!

Gary

Ava: Okay, fine, but this is only temporary because as far as I am concerned, we are co-captains for life.
Sara: Always.

Astra: I'll join you. But I have some demands.
Lachesis: Demands, really?
Astra: Yeah. Now I've experienced life on Earth again, some things have gotta change, like prunes. Disgusting, I want them gone. And dogs? They should stay puppies forever. Oh, and there's just one more thing. I want to bring my mother back to life.

Look, when I joined the Legends, I was a punk, alright? And there wasn't a rule that I couldn't break. And guess what? I still am. I just don't need to hurt people to survive anymore because I have them.

Charlie

Lita: Do you have a man crush?
Nate: No, it's unrequited.
Lita: You should tell him.
Nate: Shut up.

That's Dion. He was the head of the Sigmas when I was in school. The guy hasn't aged a day. We have so much in common.

Nate

Man: Where did you study?
Mick: Iron Heights.
Woman: Haven't heard of it.
Lita: It's a super prestigious art school.

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Quotes

Nate: Someone stole the jump ship! Where’s Amaya?
Zari: According to the jump ship logs, Zambesi 1992. Right before the warlords destroy her village…
Nate: And she dies.

I knew we were all in trouble when Rip made us put on blouses just to save the King of France.

Mick