Mrs. Bunch: Hate you? I don’t hate you.
Rebecca: What?
Mrs. Bunch: Is that what you think Rebecca, that I hate you? I love you. I have always loved you. I love you too much. I wake up every morning sick with worry wondering where you are, how you are…I am consumed by my love for you.

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• Added: November 30, 2015

You know, the whole reason that I came here is cause I thought that you were cute and that they were gonna be terrible, but you’re terrible and they’re cute.

Heather

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• Added: November 30, 2015

Paula: I’m Jewish, by the way.
Mrs. Bunch: You’re Jewish?
Paula: Yes!
Mrs. Bunch: A British Jew?
Paula: Yes!
Mrs. Bunch: That is fabulous!
Rebecca: A British…Jew.
Paula: Tea and matzo, anyone?

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• Added: November 30, 2015

Paula: I can see right through you. You’re a mom pleaser. A Level-Five mom pleaser. You will say anything to make that woman happy.
Rebecca: That’s not true. That’s not…that’s not true at all.

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• Added: November 30, 2015

There’s nothing sexy about depression, Rebecca. Listen, you better get your act together young lady or you’re gonna run this new life off in a ditch.

Dr. Phil

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• Added: November 22, 2015

Bros before…tables.

White Josh

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• Added: November 22, 2015

Rebecca: I have to feel my feelings. It’s okay to feel.
Paula: It’s been 5 years since I’ve made love without the TV on and 10 years since someone held my hand.

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• Added: November 22, 2015

Rebecca: Oh, what’s that, little pill? ‘Eat me Rebecca!’ Well, I think I will.
Dr. Phil: Pills don’t talk, don’t take it. [Rebecca takes pill.]
Dr. Phil: She took it.

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• Added: November 22, 2015

You need to be with Josh, if not for you then for me. I need this. My marriage is like The Walking Dead, okay? We’re all just trying to get out alive. You and Josh, your love story…it gives me hope.

Paula

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• Added: November 22, 2015

I belong with Valencia. On that note, and in front of the people I love the most, and who love me the most. V, I wanna ask you something. Valencia, will you move in with me?

Josh

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• Added: November 15, 2015

Hey, West Covina, why won’t you let me break free? Am I doomed to stay here pouring my high school friend’s beer for the rest of eternity? Hey, West Covina, you know just where to find me. I’ll never go far, so pull up to the bar. Hey, West Covina, what’ll it be?

Greg

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• Added: November 15, 2015

You don’t know? The Chans don’t like Valencia because Asians don’t like dumb people.

Chris [to Rebecca]

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• Added: November 15, 2015