Paula: The good news is that I'm getting you out of here and I will probably do that before you do Cats.
Rebecca: I would never do Cats. Come on, I'm not that much of a dork.

Paula: If you don't wake up now and confess to everything, I am going to call Princeton and tell them to take back your degree.
Trent: Actually, I went to school in Boston.

I'm not killing myself, George. I'm going on a Death Wish adventure!

Nathaniel

Look, Josh, I really respect your search for self but these are actual disorders people suffer from and you're treating it like you're just identity shopping.

Heather

Josh: You sent me poop? Your poop?
Paula: Shut up, Josh.

Sorry I'm late, someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in.

Josh

I'm having a party Friday night and you are not invited.

Nathaniel

Dr Pratt: Heather, any concerns?
Heather: Oh yeah. Birth.

This is my girlfriend Beth. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.

Valencia

I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!

Rebecca

I gotta say, for a blackmailer he is decent on consent.

Rebecca

Trent: Period sex. Period sex.
Rebecca: No, you don't get to sing that.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

Rebecca: Where are you from again?
Josh: West Covina, California. 91791!
Rebecca: West Covina, I remember that. That's near the beach, right?
Josh: Yeah, only two hours...well, four in traffic.

Dear God, I don't pray to you because I believe in science. But I don't know what to do. Give me guidance, please. Ah-men. A-men. Amen?

Rebecca Bunch