Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Nathaniel: Hey buddy.
Josh: I'm going to need you to stand down.
Nathaniel: Literally what do you mean?
I'm asking you nicely to get out of my kitchen! This is how customers get meningitis.AJ
Wait, I can propose?!Valencia
Dude, I have known you for most of your life, and I've never seen you as happy as when you are with Rebecca.White Josh
I love being the chosen custodian of your dream.AJ
Greg: I think he is going to figure it out.
Nathaniel: Hold on, anything could be happening up there.
Josh: He had sex with a bush.
Greg: In my defense, it looked like a lady.
Paula: Good morning, Dr. Roth.
Dr. Roth: It is before noon.
Let's go on a slide backwards!Rebecca
I still get a very heavy period. It's like the Earth cracking open and a hot lava.Paula
You have very powerful feelings for Greg ... and waterslides.Dr. Akopian
I napped once, it was 1983.Paula