Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Heather: You’re here! How long will you be here?
Valencia: The rest of the series. Of holidays, I mean.
Heather: Also using your sexual fluidity as a red herring? Baller move.
Valencia: My pronouns tracked, that was you. Check your assumptions.
You’re a great replacement for Brendan. A great listener and you didn’t ruin my vagina.Paula
It’s because I’m drunk and sad and I want you to stop pointing at women.Valencia
We have seasons in LA. T-shirt, sweatshirt, puffer and tank top.Josh
That’s Jason, I’ve been on a date with him. He had these greasy smelly balls.Rebecca
What? You think I don’t have a google alert for Rebecca Bunch? You think that I’m not reading the comments section of the Daily Covina?Naomi
Want a doughnut? I told the man to put the most fattening ones in there.Nathaniel
How was everyone’s weekend? I went to a pumpkin patch with my mom. She was a little surprised by the invite but I have a cute photo.Nathaniel
I was at Kate Middleton’s wedding and we barely speak anymore.Nathaniel
Doing baby laundry makes me want to cry.Darryl
Here is your burger and cabbage. They call it the No One Wants That.Heather