Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Paula: The good news is that I'm getting you out of here and I will probably do that before you do Cats.
Rebecca: I would never do Cats. Come on, I'm not that much of a dork.
Paula: If you don't wake up now and confess to everything, I am going to call Princeton and tell them to take back your degree.
Trent: Actually, I went to school in Boston.
I'm not killing myself, George. I'm going on a Death Wish adventure!Nathaniel
Look, Josh, I really respect your search for self but these are actual disorders people suffer from and you're treating it like you're just identity shopping.Heather
Josh: You sent me poop? Your poop?
Paula: Shut up, Josh.
Sorry I'm late, someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in.Josh
I'm having a party Friday night and you are not invited.Nathaniel
Dr Pratt: Heather, any concerns?
Heather: Oh yeah. Birth.
This is my girlfriend Beth. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.Valencia
I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!Rebecca
I gotta say, for a blackmailer he is decent on consent.Rebecca
Trent: Period sex. Period sex.
Rebecca: No, you don't get to sing that.