Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 3 Episode 5: "A One Story Town" Quotes
Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.
[Title Card]: No, it's not just "Scrubs" in Florida with a lot of wine.
So out.
Ellie
He's a group exploder. It's a gift.
Jules
You can't break up a fight with your shirt on!
Bobby
Call her a chunky bitch!
Ellie
Stupid Canadian kids and their holes!
Laurie
You're the kiss master.
Jules
To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.
Ellie
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