Evie: Oh! They found a long gray hair on the leather jacket and guess what was on the end of that!
Leon: Saltwater taffy.
Evie: What?
Leon: Paper clips.
Evie: No!
Leon: Chewing tobacco.
Evie: Why am I letting you guess?
Leon: Motor oil.
Evie: No. Neurotic flesh, like from a dead person.
Leon: Oh, so we're looking for a dead person who pushes people off of rooves and may or may not work at Jiffy Lube...


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Stan Against Evil Season 2 Episode 5: "The Eyes of Evie Barret"
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Stan Against Evil Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Leon: Evie! If I went and got some onion rings, would you want some?
Evie: Aha. Once we identify this handprint, we'll have our killer.
Leon: EVIE! Onion rings?

Shop owner: This stone symbolizes the life long entwining of soulmates.
Evie: Haha! I'm very bitter.