I could suffer here.

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• Added: June 19, 2013

Jared: My feet are sticking to the floor.
Peter: That's good party traction.

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• Added: June 19, 2013

You have no idea how lame you sound.

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• Added: June 19, 2013

I don't find nudity funny.

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• Added: June 19, 2013

The curse of e-mail. You lose the irony.

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• Added: August 14, 2012

Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom's on my speed dial?

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• Added: August 14, 2012

Nice Underoos. Can we go?

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• Added: August 14, 2012

Emily: The two of you are being accused of misconduct.
Peter: We win most of our cases through misconduct.

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• Added: July 31, 2012

Hanna: It's almost impossible to date a man when you're much more successful.
Peter: And snobby.

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• Added: July 24, 2012

Peter: Whoa, punches? They assaulted you?
Nicole: They wish. We laid them out.

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• Added: July 17, 2012

Meet Karp, nepotism's poster child.

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• Added: July 10, 2012

Peter: Really, you're quoting Godfather III?
Jared: Because it's the best one.

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• Added: July 10, 2012