Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.

Jared: Stealing a wave.
Peter: That's just unCalifornian.

Last time we dared we ended up making out.

I guess the new goodbye is no goodbye.

Dude, you're totally messing with my montage.

Peter: If Rob Lowe wants a fight, he's got one.
Jared: We've got to get facials.

Pindar: Do you think he wants to see my drone?
Peter: Is that a euphemism?

Dude no, that's the salsa talking.

Peter: You''re breaking up with me...on the phone.
Charlie: This isn't easy.
Peter: You're making it sound pretty easy.

Peter: I still can't believe we lost.
Jared: Really, I'm always more surprised when we win.

Hecklers in the majors are a lot worse. Wait till he goes to Philly.

The food is very underrated in lock up.

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin