Homer tells the story to his kids of how he married Marge in a quickie marriage.
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Burns sells the Nuclear Powerplant for $100 million to two German businessmen.
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Aerosmith guest starred on The Simpsons during the iconic episode, "Flaming Moes."
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During Saturdays of Thunder, Homer helps Bart build a terrible soap box racer. Owell, at least he tried.
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When Homer feels guilty, he buys Lisa a pony she names Princess.
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During Lisa's nightmare, the Simpsons travel to Morocco and buy a monkey paw that grants their wishes... with dire consequences.
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Thanks to Lisa and Bart, Krusty the Klown is re-united with his father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski (Jackie Mason).
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Homer saves Springfield from a Nuclear Power Plant meltdown by complete accident.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!