Turk: All right, this is it. You just brace yourself and let me handle this all nice and smooth like. All right? Hey, Mom! Guess what? Carla: Hi, Mrs. Turk. I'm gonna cut right to the chase. I'm Carla, and I apologize if your son hasn't told you about me yet. Honestly, I don't know how you put up with him as long as you did. Still, you should know he loves me very much, I feel the same way, and we're really, really good together. Mrs. Turk: Are you two sharing a bed? Turk: Noooo! Carla: Yes, ma'am, we are, but if you're a good judge of character, I think you can tell, I'm not messing around. Mrs. Turk: Carla. That's a nice name. Carla: Thank you. Turk: Listen, it is, Mother- Mrs. Turk: Oh, please! Not telling me about her. Dear, do me a favor. Don't give him any for a month or so. Carla: Done! Turk: No, it can't go down like that! It just can't go down like that!