J.D.: You not aware of any sort of odd underground canal system beneath the hospital are you? I think I saw a manatee. Janitor: Was his name Julian? J.D.: Well we didn't exchange pleasantries. Janitor: That's Julian.
J.D.: My man Turk, is getting it daily and nightly and ever so rightly! Ah! What up, dogg! J.D.'s narration: Once every 4.2 seconds a man says something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for... luckily, this wasn't one of those times. Carla: What did you just say? J.D.: "What up...dogg?"