Ted and the Gooch are Back!

Ted and the Gooch are Back!

The Ted and the Gooch show up for one more episode during season nine of Scrubs!
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Turk and J.D. Dance

Turk and J.D. Dance

Turk and J.D. dance in their cowboy and Indian costume while Cox and Cole watch in in shock slash disgust.
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Turk Passed Out

Turk Passed Out

When J.D. and Turk go out with the wives out of town, Turk ends up on the floor with Cox taking a picture.
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J.D. and Turk in Costume

J.D. and Turk in Costume

J.D. and Turk show up in costume to a med school student party. Their wives are out of town, let em have some fun.
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Denise and Her Patients

Denise and Her Patients

Denise is becoming a bit of a softy as she bonds with the child of her dying patient.
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Denise Yells at J.D. and Turk

Denise Yells at J.D. and Turk

Denise yells at J.D. and Turk after they make her feel like a fool for expressing her feelings.
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Denise Drags J.D. and Turk

Denise Drags J.D. and Turk

Piss at J.D. and Turk for making her express her feelings, only to get rejected, Denise drags J.D. and Turk by the ears.
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Lucy Gets a Picture

Lucy Gets a Picture

Lucy is thrilled to get a picture of her patient, Andy, who she feels is going to recover from his alcoholism. Sure.
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Lucy Versus Cox

Lucy Versus Cox

It's like J.D. all over again as the new Scrubs narrator, Lucy, goes up against Dr. Cox.
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The Todd is Back

The Todd is Back

The Todd is back during season nine and has no problem sitting on a blanketed body, whether it's a man or woman.
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Lucy Bennett Picture

Lucy Bennett Picture

A picture of Lucy Bennett, the new narrator of Scrubs season nine, taking over for J.D.
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Drew Suffin Picture

Drew Suffin Picture

A picture of Drew Suffin, the oldest and most promising of the new Scrubs medical class.
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Scrubs Quotes

Turk: With Marbury, I really believe New York has a shot at the title, man.
J.D.: Yeah, me too.
Turk: Which sport are we talking about?
J.D.: I wanna say tennis...

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?